_{“How to be a heartbreaker:
Boys they like the look of danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you–}

_{–at least I think I do!”}

_{“Creamy…ngh…”}

_{“I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips! Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss. I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, and I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch. I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch!”}

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

➐ a love poem

_{” Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   You are the prettiest girl
   I ever did see “}

ikariminami:

“Oh, great! I’m already good with compliments! I shall keep the rest in mind. This is really helpful, thank you!”

_{“Of course. I mean, it worked for me.” Eyes glitter behind elongated lashes.}

ikariminami:

“Oooh? What do they say? I need to be enlightened!”

_{“Compliments seem to be very effective, as well as locking eyes, presumably with an element of longing. And when kissing, delay yourself slightly for that extra magic.”}

ikariminami:

“I have never been completely interested in finding a significant other, though… but it could still be an amusing thing to try, couldn’t it?”

_{“Certainly. I have never been in such a position myself, but according to these magazines aimed toward the adolescent female demographic…” Pages through.}

ikariminami:

“What? Really? You think so? Sounds like fun!”

_{“Absolutely! It is the fool proof method to, ah, how do you say it… Courtship?”}

ikariminami:

“No way! No way! I know it’s not a secret! Hey hey you you! I want to be your girlfriend!”

_{“Excellent job! You will have all your later romantic interests swooning.”}