_{“I have been…snookered.”}

_{“Would anyone else like to try to dispute the existence of the state of Virginia?”}

I will literally show you a vagina. I didn’t want to tell you to look it up, but you could do that.

childofthetimelooping:

“Oh, that’s perfect! Yes, that’s how it is!”

_{“Fisting is rather fun, isn’t it?”}

It’s vagina. Like the genital part.

_{“Don’t be silly. There’s no such thing as a ‘vagina’. It is clearly referencing the US state Virginia.”}

childofthetimelooping:

“Oh, no, no! It’s not that, mister! I heard it’s something totally different! You punch Virginia on the guts!”

_{“Like that?”}

_{“I am still not entirely sure what a "vigina” is supposed to be. Virginia? Shall I slide my fist into Virginia?“}

_{“Creamy…ngh…”}

i hvae so many icons of k aworu’s tongue what am i gonan do wiht them

echoesofthemessenger:

“Oh, thank you!” Maybe she should ask faer about the preparation of coffee. It would be nice to learn to do more drinks.

_{“This one is on the house…” Humming, careful digits spill espresso grounds into the machine, turning the knobs with an air of experience until coffee trills down into a floral mug.}