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FREEDOM

echoesofthemessenger:

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“So it seems. I suggest you to take a rest, in case you do want to fist someone for real.”

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“And yet there are 49 more states to fist. I must fist them all! E-Equality is essential.”

saviorshinji:

“Y…yeah…never fisted…” Shinji sweats. He has no idea why this is happening. Does Kaworu understand what fisting is?? Shinji’s so confused.

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Slides up real close. “Do not worry, I am not of the inclination to fist anyone.”

echoesofthemessenger:

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“It would be if it were in an intimate part of the body.” There is a soft giggle. “Sure, sure.”

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Continues to breathe heavily, panting somewhat. “Fisting is…exhausting…”

saviorshinji:

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“NO! Nothing like that… I-I remain unf-fi—fisted…”

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“That is quite relieving to hear. I am glad. May you never be fisted in the presence of another.”

echoesofthemessenger:

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“No, no. It seems it was about the sexual activity called ‘fisting’. Not the state of the United States known as ‘Virginia’.”

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“That…is fisting, correct?” Breathes a bit heavily. “Damn you, Virginia.”

echoesofthemessenger:

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“No, it wasn’t. From what I’ve seen, it isn’t about ‘Virginia’.”

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“Sure it was. Virginia’s…geography. It has quite a bit of brush, I hear.”

saviorshinji:

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“It’s okay, Shinji. You can be honest with me…”

echoesofthemessenger:

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“Oh, everyone is talking about fisting. How nice.”

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“It was a perfectly wholesome discussion! About…Virginia…”

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“Shinji… Did she try to…fist you…?”